Sound & Fury: No breakfast for Mrs. Jones

I just inquired about the breakfast bar and I, Mrs. Jones (ha! based on my room number), was informed that I did not have a “meal package,” and that I would have to pay for it. Now, I’m not above paying for things. I make decent money, and I’ll drop $80 at Native Foods without thinking twice, but I just wanted a bagel and I wasn’t really willing to pay $8 to get one. I batted my eyelashes and pulled the hot girl card and they just let me take one. Minor victories.